lol

Today

, I deactivated my Facebook, i will be back in a month

Johnny Depp is Riddler, Phillip Seymour...

“Do not worry about going in with unrealistic expectations....”

greg's KO

Shaq gets slapped by sheriff for rap about...

“The series ain’t over. It’s far from over.”
— Kobe Bryant (via abteen)

Gasol's latest google searches

“A lot of people like to fool you and say that you’re...”
— Snoop tells the new issue of...

I must ride this in my lifetime

Sequel alert! Eddie Murphy is coming back as Axel Foley in...

Loads Of Laughter

Listen

New Zohan Trailer

New Hancock Trailer

farewell to jazz, hale to the semi...

i believe i said enough in the title but were goin all the way baby i will be updating with videos...

today i set a record for myself

i stayed at school for 16 hours. from 7 am to 11pm i had 2 finals- physics 220a and calculus i feel...

“Are the Spurs done? I was fine with them when they were sort...”
— Ethan (College Humor)

palm springs

before you read this... know that we got evicted from palm springs last year for things we can not list here because of legal action, we just calculated a cheap way to go to palm springs. how? well wats the luxury u spend the most on? a hotel. to us- hotels are not a necessity
suckonmybolas: ay
thashah1: wat
suckonmybolas: if we sleep in our car
suckonmybolas: we can spend the money on good shit
thashah1: like patron
suckonmybolas: like food
suckonmybolas: alcohol
suckonmybolas: yea
suckonmybolas: exactly
thashah1: i llike how i named the alky first
thashah1: before the necessity like food
suckonmybolas: lets pretend we sleep in our car
thashah1: we'll go high class
suckonmybolas: and lets pretend we take the land cruiser
thashah1: but ayy
thashah1: 4 of us in the land cruiser
thashah1: wtf
thashah1: or no
suckonmybolas: 5 of us
thashah1: u said 5
thashah1: shit
suckonmybolas: so lets say gas is 100 dollars for there and back
suckonmybolas: so thats 20 a person
thashah1: no
thashah1: its 25 each
thashah1: ur not paying
thashah1: who ever drives doesnt pay
suckonmybolas: ok 5 dollars lol
thashah1: ok 25
suckonmybolas: lets just say 25
thashah1: but theres no room man
suckonmybolas: whaddo u mean theres no room
thashah1: in ur car man
suckonmybolas: u can fit an air matress in the back
thashah1: to sleep
suckonmybolas: lol
thashah1: ok thats for 2 pl
thashah1: *ppl
suckonmybolas: just each person bring a pillow
suckonmybolas: were barely gonna sleep
thashah1: the weathers hot there too
thashah1: but seirously bring a tent
suckonmybolas: ok halllaa wait lets calculate this
suckonmybolas: 25 a person
suckonmybolas: how much is patron
thashah1: im bringing my camera for sure
thashah1: lol
suckonmybolas: of course u have to
thashah1: 60
suckonmybolas: ok 60
suckonmybolas: divided by 5
suckonmybolas: thats 12
suckonmybolas: so right now its 37
thashah1: food
thashah1: 555 deal
thashah1: twice
thashah1: so 47
suckonmybolas: lolll fuck the five five five deal
suckonmybolas: we'll chill by the pool and eat the hotel food
suckonmybolas: wait were not done with alky
thashah1: and charge it to a random hotel number
suckonmybolas: we'll get two 18 packs of beer
thashah1: y not just get a 36 pack
suckonmybolas: lets say 10 dolllars a person for beer
suckonmybolas: im rounding up
thashah1: i say we get some weed
suckonmybolas: im not smoking, maybe edibles
suckonmybolas: ok wait so right now lets say its come out to like 50 with all the alky and the weed
thashah1: lol
suckonmybolas: and 50 dollars for food for two days is bomb
suckonmybolas: we dont get good sleep but we get good everything else
thashah1: wait man
thashah1: 100 for gambling
suckonmybolas: ooo YEAAA
thashah1: we better stop by
thashah1: on the way there
thashah1: or back?
suckonmybolas: we can spend the money we were gonna spend on the hotel on the gambling
suckonmybolas: no man on teh way there
suckonmybolas: cuz if we lose money
suckonmybolas: the alky will make us forget
suckonmybolas: we dont wanna come back with bad memories
thashah1: lmfao
thashah1: word
suckonmybolas: lol
thashah1: seriously though
thashah1: im sleeping on the golf course
suckonmybolas: howw man
thashah1: we can each sleep on a different green
thashah1: like ill do hole 26
thashah1: in the name of g-d
suckonmybolas: lol they'll see us man
thashah1: so
thashah1: ill have my camera
thashah1: we'll run away
suckonmybolas: lmao
thashah1: we'll make a move about it
thashah1: *movie
thashah1: seirously man im seeing like so many oppportunities of my camera
thashah1: no joke
thashah1: anything else u wanna add?
suckonmybolas: lol we have to improvise
suckonmybolas: basically for around 150 we'll ahve the best 2 days of our lives
thashah1: deal

Listen

Charles gets pranked

“college humor? college my ass”
— Nahid Haverim Shaolian

funny prank

“There’s something fascinating watching and hearing somebody...”
—  Simon Cowell

today i broke the curve of my calc 3...

the class average was 45 i received an 86 and second highest was 75 get off me bitch

The Avengers

Retard

smart shorties

Why So Serious

tints

i tinted my car yesterday (saturday) and my car looks 10 times better

persian food

Mr Havig97: i could actaully go for some aab goosht
thashah1: lol
thashah1: i have the green one
thashah1: with the celery
Mr Havig97: gohrmeh sabzi
Mr Havig97: i have that too
Mr Havig97: biut i dnt like it that much
thashah1: lol
thashah1: ob goosh is good with gondee
thashah1: my favorite is gheymeh
thashah1: the red with the yellow shit
Mr Havig97: mmm gondee

would you rather response from josh

thashah1: would you rather Have a nipple-sized penis, or penis-sized nipples?
suckonmybolas: lol penis sized nipples
suckonmybolas: u can fuck 3 girls at once

“Would you rather have a nipple-sized penis, or penis-sized...”
— College Humor (Tom)

Barak sent me this. I really don’t like...

“Q.E.D. - A Mathmeticians way of saying “I...”
— Urban Dictionary

new dark night photos

for all my jews

happy passover being over night. tonight i had planned to go eat at in n out since ive missed it so...

Gladiator

this movie lived up to what i thought it was going to be. i couldnt believe it myself that ive never...

theres going to be a screening and discussion with director...

“Time Machines… Is the fact that we don’t see...”
— Japser Japser

abteen: The Lakers are beautiful.

barr: abteen: Here’s is my phone’s wallpaper. I see it...

mountain high

so yesterday johnny bakhshish, alen hakimi, ryan duitch and i went to mountain high. johnny and alen...

Sweeney Todd

Well two of my favorite actors were in this movie- johnny depp and sacha baron cohen and it was...

new phone

i got a blackberry curve my BBM pin is- 24279E1F

o the holidays

untraceable

i hate these types of people

ok so as many or all of you who read this know- i work at my dads restaurant called kosher chicks so...

last.fm

i just added this thing called last.fm and music just keeps getting better it has a lot of different...

what i realized from this conversation

i realized that my friends and i are very much alike, but rarely will you find two friends that went...

bored

i am in class right now and i am extremely bored its calculus 2 and this guy is such a bad...

cq? sqtm?

wats cq and sqtm?

superbad

at 1201 tomorow everyone is invited to come watch superbad with me at no charge to you why? because...

earthquake

i just felt an earthquake california knows how to party

first day of work in my life ever

so today was the first day i think ive ever worked at a real job in my life ever as a human being on...

that hurts

i am severely insulted at the fact that tammy put me last on that list of who she loves

i got anna

tHA sHAH 1: im bored
tHA sHAH 1: im looking at jokes at this website
tHA sHAH 1: thats how bored i am
heyHOlettsGO: loser
tHA sHAH 1: wanna see it?
tHA sHAH 1: www.funnyjunk.com (the real link in this was www.meatspin.com)
heyHOlettsGO: oh man i always use to go on that
tHA sHAH 1: go on it
tHA sHAH 1: ill show u this new thing on it
heyHOlettsGO: ASSHOLE
heyHOlettsGO: lolol
heyHOlettsGO: my uncle was in the room
tHA sHAH 1: lmfaooooo
heyHOlettsGO: along with like, 4 kids
tHA sHAH 1: say you swear
heyHOlettsGO: i swear
tHA sHAH 1: o shit
heyHOlettsGO: i dont think they saw
heyHOlettsGO: fast reflexes
heyHOlettsGO: lol
tHA sHAH 1: im blogging this
heyHOlettsGO: lol
heyHOlettsGO: oh man
heyHOlettsGO: my heart is still kinda beating from that
heyHOlettsGO: lol

“You’ll understand one day when you accept Jesus Christ...”
— ry guy is hilarious

this ones for tammy

hi my friends tammy posted and said that i didnt post so i had to post today was the second to last...